Mess or Creativity?

"Logan," Mommy says. "We need to be a bit more careful about getting
cracker crumbs all over the floor."

"NO! That was my way of getting out of the spooky woods."

"Spooky woods?" asks Mommy.

"Yes, spooky woods," says Logan.

"Oh--do you mean like Hansel and Gretel?"

"YEAH!"