Only in Alice

This evening, we decided to take the kids to feed the Wallabies after
dinner. As we turned onto a road that crosses the Todd River, a woman
was walking in the opposite lane. She seemed fine, until we got a
little closer, then she started to run/stagger toward our lane. She was
bending over - and the weird thing was, her shirt was such that her
breasts were hanging down exposed. It is such a normal thing to see
people staggering around (drunk)... we commented to each other how odd
it is that we consider this normal these days.

(People are hit by cars with appalling regularity here in Alice for
reasons like the one above. People are known to fall asleep in the
road... or wherever.)